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  • Mr. Blik: Gentlemen, you’re probably wondering why I called you here… there’s a growing threat that needs to be dealt with: The Chumpy Chumps! For as long as they lived next door, they have done nothing but cause us trouble.
  • Waffle: TROUBLE-CAUSERS!!
  • [Waffle picks up a chainsaw, nearly slicing the table in two]
  • Waffle: Let’s do this thing!
  • Mr. Blik: Hold that thought, Waffle. For I, and my ginormous brain of a plan so ingenious that the Chumpy Chumps will be out of our yard forever!
  • Gordon: And just what is your ingenious plan?
  • Mr. Blik: Observe.
  • [Mr. Blik tosses a rock at the Chumpy Chumps’ house]
  • Mr. Blik: AND THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!
  • [Mr. Blik laughs with pride, but a broken car was tossed right at one of the the mansion’s windows, falling down, and squishing Mr. Blik. Waffle and Gordon takes a peak at who threw the car]
  • Chumpy Chumps: Ha ha hahaha!
  • Tad: You stupid cats!
  • Luther: We're really gonna get you now!
  • Lunk: Duh, cats!
  • Mr. Blik:
  • Waffle: What can I do? Can I help?
  • Mr. Blik:
  • [???]
  • Mr. Blik:
  • Waffle: But I can help..I don't think I can do anything. Just once...I wish someone...know..how I felt. [sobs]
  • [????]
  • Waffle: Lunk? What are you crying about?
  • Lunk: Brothers. They won't let me help.
  • Waffle: Me neither.
  • Lunk: Why won't no one play with me.
  • Waffle: I guess I got to go home.
  • [????]
  • Gordon: Waffle, where have you been?
  • Waffle: Oh I well...You see, his name is Lunk and he's my friend.
  • [meanwhile]
  • Waffle: Tomororow?
  • Waffle: Nn.... But why can't I be friends with Lunk and my brothers.
  • [Sadly the young cat begins to sing...]
  • Waffle: Oh why....
  • Blik: Shut that off and go to bed!
  • [Waffle turned his head around]
  • Blik: I need to rest up for our secret plan.
  • [Waffle sobbing]
  • Lunk: Careful. Secret plan. Tomorrow.
  • Waffle: Ours too. What are we gonna do?
  • Lunk: Ahh..
  • Waffle: I'm frightened too.
  • [????]
  • Waffle: I'm off my own now. Cause I'll never see my brothers or Lunk again. OH hi.
  • Lunk: Friend.
  • Gordon: Blik, are you sure we shouldn't go after Waffle.
  • [????]
  • Gordon: Great Golpher! Now we're going to float away!
  • Lunk: Will we be okay without brothers?
  • Waffle: Sure.
  • Lunk:
  • Waffle: Bye bye brothers.
  • Both: BROTHERS?!
  • Blik: You chumps did that on purpose
  • Chump 1: You stink!
  • Waffle: Mr. Blik! Gordon!
  • Blik:
  • Chump 1: Better than yours!
  • Waffle: Lunk, what do we do?
  • Lunk: If they wash away, we stay friends.
  • Waffle: Good point.
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