Open on a landscape of outer space with planets and stars. Pan to the left, and then a toy rocket with a newt plush inside of it shows up.
Waffle: "And so the brave space-a-nauts search for other NEWTS IN SPACE!"
Reveal the landscape is just a poster, as Waffle runs about the room with the rocket, mimicking engine noises as Gordon's watching.
Gordon: "Great rocket ship Waffle! I particularly enjoy the real rocket smoke."
Waffle inspects the toy
Waffle: "Real... rocket... smoke?"
The two notice the smoke's actually coming from the window, and the rush to look outside. They find out it's coming from a spot on the lawn.
Gordon: "Great gopher! The lawn's on fire! Run!"
They both scream, hose in Gordon's hand as they rush to the lawn to put it out.
Gordon: "Fire! Fire! Run, grab your wee ones, run for your safety, fire!"
Waffle's holding onto the shaft of the hose, and being knocked around by it.
Waffle: "Hose! Hose! Hose! Hose!"
The hose reaches it's maximum stretch capacity, knocking Gordon off screen, as Waffle reclaims it. Gordon returns to Waffle.
Gordon: "Blast it, Waffle! Give it all she's got! GO!"
Gordon is blasted by the hose, filling him up with water like a balloon. Then Waffle jumps onto his back, making him expel all the water onto the smoke source, dousing it to reveal that all along, it was just Mr. Blik trying to cook ribs. He's furious, and Gordon and Waffle get back up.
Gordon: "I thought the lawn was on fire."
Waffle: "He said grab our wee ones."
Mr. Blik: "You've ruined my ribs. How am I supposed to win a barbeque cook-off with you two hairballs RUINING MY PRIZE-WINNING RIBS?"
Hovis: "You left the wrapper on again."
Mr. Blik: "...Y-You think I don't know that? Heh... it's an experiment! And experiment in, uhh-"
Hovis: "Failure?"
Hovis walks off, while Gordon and Waffle walk to Blik, and hold him.
Gordon: "Mr. Blik. Friend. Brother. We all know you're the worst cook in the world. Why are you so obsessed with winning the cook-off?"
Mr. Blik: "Because I'm a winner Gordon, and if you two haven't noticed, winners WIN THINGS!"
Pan over to Waffle picking his nose
Waffle: "...I'm a winner."
Gordon and Blik look with disgust, but then get back on track
Gordon: "Ahh, Blik, Blik, Blik, Blik, Blik... winning isn't everything. Let me tell you a story."
(TO BE CONTINUED)