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Gordon:Blik We're lost I tell ya.

Blik:Lost? Me? Never. I now exactly where we are and i'm insulted you think otherwise.

WAffle:Way to go Blik.

Blik:Check the map.

Gordon:Oh Waffle!

Waffle:But it's scratchnsniff.

Gordon:Oh really? What's it smell like?

Waffle:Paper:

Blik:

Gordon:

Blik:Get away from me!

[????]

Blik:Look what you two did.

Gordon:You were driving.

Waffle:And you tore up the map.

[A moment of silence.]

Blik:You ringworms ruin everything

Gordon:Aye you ruin it for me.

Waffle:And you tore up the map.

[After a second or two, the cats growled angrily as steam smoke from their heads. At their top of their very lungs they screamed...]

All: I'D BE BETTER OFF ALONE!!! FINE! WHO NEEDS YA?!

[The cats went into three different directions.]

Gordon:Waffle! Blik was nappd and taken to this cabin by.

Waffle:My new family [sobs] and now where gonna eat him.

Gordon:WHAT? You can't eat Blik.

Waffle::But he's been tenderized.

Blik:We did it whoo! We're gonna live

[????}

ALL: AHHHH!!!

[???]

Hovis:There you are.

Gordon:Hovis? You found Gear.

Hovis:

Blik::Let's go home family!

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