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This Means War! is an online game on the website that is inspired by a battle scene in A Line in the Litterbox.


Unable to live together in peace, Gordon, Blik, and Waffle have declared war on each other, with the mansion as their battleground. Choose which cat to play as, then decide on your strategy in this feline fight to the finish!


As many as 3 players can fight. Each cat plays the same and is supplied with a number of items to use in battle, such as 500 Donuts, 4 Paper Airplanes, 4 Waterguns, The Kraken, 3 Columns and 500 Balloons.

Tools of the Trade[]

Choose them from the menu. Each has a special attribute that can move you around, protect you or blast your opponents!

Donut Bomb[]

5 - 15 Life pts.

A sweet and sticky recipe for disaster. Use the arrow keys for direction, then hold the space bar to set the strength of your toss. Release the space bar to launch.

Paper Punch[]

10 Life pts.

Does a bit of damage in almost any situation. Aim a cat with your cursor, then click to launch.


10 - 20 Life pts.

A powerful, straight blast of H2O. Use the arrow keys to set the direction, then tap the space bar to squirt.



Protects you from further attacks. Move it with your mouse and use the arrow keys to rotate. Press the space bar to fix it in place.


50 Life pts.

Can you predict this ornery sea beast's next victim? Images of cats will flip by in rapid succession. Tap the space bar at the right moment to see this ill tempered denizen of the deep whap the chosen cat. This attack is only available if your life bar is near to zero.


Move on.

Get a move on! Use the arrow keys to guide your cat and tap the space bar to land.

Episode Allusions[]

Bringin' Down the Mouse[]

  • Blik's important hat appears in this game again.
  • Gordon's armor.

Tale of the Tail[]

  • The Kraken

A Line in the Litterbox[]

  • The phrase "This means WAR!"
  • The cats fighting around the house.


  • The Kraken is mistakenly misspelled as "Kracken" on the How To Play guide.

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