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(The episode starts in the Cramdily Mansion where Hovis is playing his tuba on the song "Camptown Races" very hideously where Mr. Blik walk in covering his ears)

Mr. Blik: (grunting) I told you to stop that racket.

(Hovis continues to play the tuba but Mr. Blik throws it out of his hands. Waffle and Gordon then walk in the room as well)

Hovis: Mr. Blik

Mr. Blik: That’s gotta be, the most hideous sound ever made!

Gordon Quid: Aye it’s true, even more hideous than this.

(Gordon then makes scratchy screeching noise with his vocals)

Waffle: Or this.

(Waffle then makes noise with his mouth and tongue)

(Mr. Blik and Hovis stare at them. Waffle then starts licking himself and Gordon flosses his teeth with a rag)

Mr. Blik:(to Hovis) Now move it! You got chores to do.

Hovis: I’ve done my chores.

(Mr. Blik then grabs his list of chores and stops Hovis from talking)

Gordon:

Waffle:I still have my Mrs. Cramdilly sock puppet.

Blik:

Waffle:...Can't.... breathe..

Blik:Stop! This is a sock!

Waffle:Says you.

Gordon:Will you too quit it?!

[They stopped as Gordon turned his head on the painting above the fireplace.]

Gorodn:Do you remember when she found us? Curled up without a mom in the laundry humper.

Edna:My look at you so brave and proud.

Gordon:That was they day I became her favorite.

Blik:You? Her favorite? I was the favorite. It was me,

Waffle:Nuh huh I was! She let me sleep on her head.

[all argue.]

Hovis:[as Edna] You're all wrong. All of you were my favorites.

Waffle:Yeah all of us were.

[Then his eyes pop wide open and saw that they notice. They panick their fur all fluffed and fuzzed up.]

All:GHOSTS!!!

Hovis:But Im afraid my dear kitties, all of you have diapointed me.

Wafflle:

Hovis:

Blik:Yeah.

Hovis:

[The brothers yelped and cling to one another.]

Hovis:

Blik:Not the car.

Hovis:and the car to Hovis!

[The cats cried out.]

Hovis:

[Terrified the cats screamed and run away.]

Hovis:In the words of Mr. Blik. Suckers.

[???]

All:Hovis!

Hovis:Yes?

Blik:

Gordon:

Waffle:

Hovis:

Blik:You must!

Waffle:

Hovis:

Waffle:

Hovis:For you:

[????]

Blik:I had it with this.

Waffle:Then can I have them?

Blik:

Waffle:

Blik:I can't take it!

Gordon:I hate to say it Mr. Blik.

Blik:You're right Gordon.

Waffle:

Blik:

[???]

Blik:

Gordon:

WAffle:

[They begint to cry like babies.]

Hovis:[as Edna]

Blik:

[????]

Blik:

All:One two three!

Hovis:Stop stop!

[all gasp]

Hovis:It's me Hovis.

Mr. Blik:Hovis? You're the ghost?

Hovis:No no no. I tricked you.

Waffle:Bad!

Hovis:

Gordon:With us.

Hovis:

Blik:The car?

Hovis:

Blik:

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