Tad is the most assertive and dominant of the bunch, even if his insults are rather petty and elementary. Tad has such poor hygiene to the point where a colony of Blue Ticks can be found in his gums, and his teeth can be pulled out by the scrape of a toothbrush. Tad is also quite a skilled driver, and nearly won the Bakersfield 500, though at a loss to Waffle. Like his brothers, he enjoys beating up on helpless folk, and spends his free time messing around with those cats next door.
He has crooked teeth, tan skin, and three hairs sticking out from the tip of his head and three more on his chin. He wears a brown jacket, with a white t-shirt underneath. He wears blue jeans and grey shoes.