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  • (Camera zooms into the house)
  • Hovis: I filled the fridge, soften your sheets, put gas in Gear, left a detailed list of emergency phone numbers--
  • Gordon Quid (confidently): I think we can take care of ourselves for a week while you're on vacation.
  • Waffle: Ooh!
  • (Camera zooms into Waffle with a drill)
  • Waffle: Newt Pond!
  • (Waffle turns on the drill and has fun playing with it which will might make the Newt Pond for the newts)
  • Hovis: Of course, what was I thinking?
  • Mr. Blik: Whatever.
  • (Mr. Blik slams the door on Hovis)
  • Gordon Quid: Aye, what a grand time we're going to have. Working together. Brothers in arms, a team!
  • Mr. Blik: Forget that!
  • (Mr. Blik gives notes of jobs for Gordon Quid and Waffle)
  • Mr. Blik: Gordon, you do the cooking. Waffle, bedrooms and bathrooms and GET RID OF THAT NEWT POND!
  • Waffle: Uhh, what happened to the team?
  • Mr. Blik: It'd never work. This is better. I call it "Delegation"! You work, while I supervise! Haha--
  • Gordon Quid (sternly): I don't think so! You don't want to work together, fine.
  • (Gordon rips the notes and gives them to Waffle and Mr. Blik)
  • Gordon Quid: You can do this alone.
  • Mr. Blik (viewing his list): Clean the bathrooms?! Aw, come on!
  • (Camera shows Gordon Quid in the kitchen smelling Scotch Eggs for breakfast)
  • Gordon Quid (happily): It's a good thing I'm in charge of the cooking.
  • (Gordon Quid opens the oven)
  • Gordon Quid: Ahh... Scotch Eggs.
  • (Gordon Quid pulls the Scotch Eggs out of the oven)
  • Gordon Quid: Enough for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
  • (Gordon Quid eats all the Scotch Eggs, then whistles while pulling out another Egg, and eats it)
  • (Camera shows Waffle in the bedroom putting the Newts in the bed)
  • Waffle: Ernst, Mandy. Stay!
  • (Camera shows Waffle with a vacuum cleaner)
  • Waffle: See this? Danger! Only for professionals.
  • (Newts stare at Waffle as he turns on the vacuum cleaner and it sucks him in it causing him to scream, as it explodes)
  • Waffle: All... clean.
  • (Camera shows Gordon Quid and Waffle walking to talk to each other about the chores they've completed)
  • Gordon Quid: How's the cleaning going?
  • Waffle: Great. Cooking?
  • Gordon Quid: Grand!
  • (Gordon Quid burps and then it shows Mr. Blik laughing and watching TV)
  • Gordon Quid: Blik, You're supposed to be cleaning the bathrooms!
  • Mr. Blik: Dial it down, finger-pointers! You don't think i'm doing my chores? Check for yourself.
  • (Gordon Quid and Waffle march sternly to see if Mr. Blik is lying. They go to the bathrooms and see the Robot Mr. Blik)
  • Gordon Quid: Blik?
  • Waffle: Mr. Blik!
  • Robot Mr. Blik: Watch the floor, you buzzards, that tile didn't clean itself.
  • Gordon Quid: I--
  • Waffle: I don't--
  • Gordon Quid: He... Who...
  • Waffle: But, he's--
  • Mr. Blik: A robot! Isn't he great? I built him with robot parts Old Mrs. Cramdilly had in the basement.
  • Gordon Quid: Aye, so that's it, eh? You're just trying to get out of your chores again!
  • Waffle: Chore Cheater!
  • Mr. Blik: Please, please, please. Manual labor is for saps, so me, myself and my HUGE brain, came up with better way. He's programmed to be just like yours truly.
  • (Mr. Blik presses the button on the remote to make his robot self talk)
  • Robot Mr. Blik: Gaze apon me with wonder, you awe-eyed artichokes! YEAH!
  • Waffle: Not fair! I want a robot.
  • (Waffle runs to make a robot)
  • Gordon Quid: Me too!
  • (Gordon Quid runs along with Waffle to make another robot of themselves as they start inventing their robots in the laboratory to turn them on by pressing their buttons on their remotes)
  • Robot Gordon Quid: Aye laddie that’s a fine haggis. The Human Kimberly makes me half prance like a wee rainbow cricket (repeats) rainbow cricket (repeats) rainbowx -
  • (Gordon bangs the robot‘s head to make it stop talking)
  • Gordon Quid (Nevously): Hee hee, I don’t know where it got that.
  • Waffle: MY TURN!
  • (Waffle cliks the button on his remote)
  • Robot Waffle: Splee!
  • (Robot Waffle fires a laser out of his mouth that aims a Mr. Blik creating a hole in him)
  • Waffle: Sorry.
  • (Scene cuts along to the kitchen where Gordon is sitting in a chair enjoying a cup of tea while his robot is cleaning the kitchen and cooking food. Robot Gordon then comes to Gordon giving him a taste of one of the dishes he cooked. Gordon then taste)
  • Gordon Quid: More salt.
  • (Tastes a different one)
  • Gordon Quid: Too gamey
  • (Tastes one more)
  • Gordon: (happily) Hello spicy pork!
  • (Scene cuts to Waffle’s room where his robot is vacuuming the floor and folding his furs up in the drawer. He then takes a paint brush and paints the celling orange and wipes the glass of his newt tank. Waffle is sitting on the bed with Ernst and Mandy. Waffle then snaps his finger. Waffle and his newts pull out corns dogs . Robot Waffle aims a laser and toasts their corn dogs. Then then munch down. Scene the cuts to Mr. Blik in the hallway reading a newspaper. He then rips out a page. He clicks the button on his robot’s remote. His robot zooms in and takes the paper. Blik then rolls up his newspaper in a ball. His robot grabs that as well. Robot Blik shreds the paper in his mouth and spits it back up as confetti around Blik)
  • Robot Mr. Blik: Blik is the greatest!, Blik is the greatest!, Blik is the greatest!
  • Mr. Blik: Genius.
  • Robot Mr. Blik: Blik is- -
  • (Sceen cut to the cats all sitting in hammocks. Blik’s Robot then feeds him hors d‘ oeuvres)
  • Mr. Blik : Ahh, this is the life.
  • (Waffle starts laughing as his robot tickles him with a feather. Camera show Gordon in his hammock with his robot brushing his head)
  • Gordon Quid: Aye, no more chores to worry about till Hovis is gone. Cheer!
  • Mr. Blik: Yeah!
  • (Mr. Blik swings off his hammock, making all the cat robots fall into Waffle’s newt pound)
  • Mr. Blik: NO!, my me!
  • (the cat brothers then rush into the hall to all scream in fright of their robots that all fall into the newt pond)
  • Blik: No! He's not respnoding. Waffle, I told you to get rid of that Newt Pond.
  • Waffle: It was on my list of things for my robot to do.
  • Gordon: Wait Blik. Look.
  • (Robot Blik get up from the Newt Pond)
  • Blik: Get out of my way. (Runs to his robot counterpart and hugs him) You're alright. I was so worried. I'd have to start doing things for myself again.
  • (Robot Blik's eyes turn red)
  • Robot Blik: Get your paws off me you horse face trout.
  • Blik: Excuse me?
  • Robot Blik: Back away imposter.
  • (All of the cat robots eyes are red)
  • Grodon: Great golhper! I think they think they're us!
  • Blik: Please. Even if I knew what you were talking about I wouldn't believe...
  • (Robot Blik grabs Blik and pulls toward him)
  • Robot Blik: GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!
  • Robot Gordon: In the name of the Highland Quin clan....
  • Gordon: That's my line.
  • Robot Gordon: Feel my state. (Gets into a fighting pose)
  • Gorodn: My line again. Right that's it. I, uhh... By the power of my stumpy tail, I cast you out!
  • (Gorden jumps at his own robot only for it to slice him in half. Gorden freaks out and starts out and starts running but his robot stops him)
  • Robot Blik: Get out of our house!
  • (Both Blik and Gordon get pummeled by their robots while Waffle and his play Jacks. Blik and Gordon go head first into the wall with paintings)
  • Gordon: Blik, this is madness. They think like us. They act like us!
  • Waffle: You're funny.
  • Robot Waffle: No you are.
  • Waffle: No you are.
  • Gordon: How do we defeat ourselves!?
  • Blik: (Grabs Gordon's neck) Get ahold of yourself. Remember, they're just copies. The only difference between them and us is... (Realizing the robots are now weapons against them) THEY'RE KILLING MACHINES!
  • (Gordon and Blik run with the robot cats chasing them)
  • Blik: Run!
  • (Gordon grabs Waffle and the cat trio bolt from the house)
  • Blik, Gordon and Waffle: No! (They all hide in a tree)
  • Blik: They're, they're.... they're not coming after us. (Leaves the tree)
  • Gordon: Of course not. They got what they wanted: our house! (Also exits the tree)
  • Waffle: And our lives!
  • Gordon: Oh, this would never have happened if we worked together and did our chores like we were supposed to.
  • Waffle: Yeah! (Looks at Blik) Delegater!
  • Blik: It's not my fault I was born a genius! Curse my huge brain! (bangs his head on the tree multiple times) I will not be defeated by a bunch of souped up tuna cans! Whenever we gotten ourselves into trouble before, how do we get out of it?
  • Waffle: We don't. We just usually make a bigger mess that cancels the first mess out.
  • Blik: Exactly! So, what do you say? Do you like making a bigger mess? (Puts his paw out) Team?
  • (Gordon and Waffle smile and put their paws in the middle)
  • Gordon and Waffle: Yeah!

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