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[Opens on an exterior shot of The Cramdilly Mansion, the sky is shaded pink and Hovis is watering the bushes with a hose.]

[Closer shot of Hovis watering the bushes, then Gear zooms in, bumping Hovis off his feet and onto his rear.]

[Windshield wipers clear the windshield, revealing Gordon, Waffle and Mr. Blik.]

Gordon: Ahh, I love the open road! Wind in my fur...

Waffle: Bugs in my teeth...

[Close-up of the bugs stuck in Waffle's teeth.]

Mr. Blik: And me at the wheel, a driving machine! Yeah!

[The trio jump out of Gear and approach Hovis.]

Mr. Blik: Hovis! Stop lying around and get your shammy. I want Gear cleaned and ready for another drive. I got THE ITCH!

Hovis: I believe there's an ointment for that.

Gordon: Well, I'll see you lads later. I'm helping Human Kimberly with her school project... on friendship!

Mr. Blik: So what does she need you for?

Gordon: 'Cause I'm her bestest friend, of course!

[Gordon walks off-screen, and jumps over the hedge to Kimberly's house.]

[Gordon watches as Kimberly walks over to a cage, and his pupils form into hearts.]

[Gordon skips over to Kimberly.]

Gordon: Oh, Human Kimberly, I'm ready to assist y-

[Gordon is interrupted mid-sentence by the realization that Kimberly has a tiny bunny in her arms, and he lets out a gasp.]

Gordon: Who... I... What is that?

Kimberly: Oh, hi Gordon! Say hello to Sachiko!

[Close-up of Sachiko squeaking.]

Kimberly: Isn't he the most adorable bunny you've EVER seen?

[Gordon winces at the sight.]

Kimberly: He's for my school project. He's my new bestest friend!

Gordon:But, uh... I thought, uh...

Kimberly: Wanna hold him?

[Gordon backs away, whimpering, while Sachiko reaches out for him.]

Kimberly: ...Alright then. Come on, Sachiko, let's go somewhere where I can stare at you.

Isn't he great, Gordon?

[Kimberly walks off with Sachiko.]

Gordon: But, I thought... I was your bestest friend! (losing breath) I can't... breathe, I...

[Gordon freaks out and falls backward onto the ground, sobbing.]

Gordon:Sachiko.. you fowl pitncher. With every tiny hop that crushes my heart. What's he got that I don't got!?

Waffle:Well there's you and Kimberly for starters.

Gordon:DAWWAHW! Curse you Sachiko for stealing my bunny lass!

Blik:I didn't see it.


Gordon:He was human Kimberly's new pet. OH BLAST ME! I was jelous and I let him out! Maybe we can still save him.

Blik:Good idea. Try CPR.

Gordon:Breahe! Breath rabbit! Where's the mouth?

Blik:How should I know?! Gordon! Try both hands. This is bad Gordon They friend him for this.

Gordon:What am I going tell the Human Kimberly?

Blik:Are you insane?!

Gordon:No1 She's gonna wake up in the morning and see that cage empy. I cannot lifve with the guilt!

Blik:If you tell human Kimberly. She'll never forgive you. We're in thsi togather now. Where's come to worse we can always blame Waffle.

Gordon:But Blik every time I look at her I see..Ghost.. GHOSTS!

[The two cats screamed but it turned out to be Waffle wearing a rabbit head band.]

Waffle:You guys wresling? Can I play?

Blik:Waffle, why are you dressed like that?

Waffle:I'm bunny cat Sachiko! It's under age. Aren't I pretty?

Blik:Wait. That's it! Waffle, your'e a genius! We'lll dress it up, making look nomral again. Human Kimberly woudl never know the difference. Hmm. Stil l missing something.

Gorodn:And in the middle of the night.


Waffle:Splee! I'm on a roll.

Blik:Hovis get rid of the evidence. to the 24 hour pet store!


Gordon:Blik he doesn't look anything like Sachiko.

Waffle:I'm not even sure he's a rabbit.

Blik:We got to make this work!

Waffle:Maybe he just need some love.





Blik:Quick run for your lives!








To be continued.